On my way from work to tango yesterday, I managed to hit a deer. For over four years, I lived in the middle of the woods where deer and other various critters abound, yet managed to never hit one. Really. I even dodged toads in rainy weather. Then, on the edge of the city I now live in, BOOM, a deer! On my car! Ek!
Okay, I’m done whining. However, I see this as a serious drain on my “getting what is coming to me” fund and thus require a Democratic sweep at tomorrow’s election to make up for the physical (well, to my car and the deer) and emotional (ahhh!) trauma of last night. (nods) All interested higher powers should take note and act accordingly. If Democrats do win both the House and the Senate, it shall be known throughout the land that sacrificing a deer (and an insurance record) is the proper way to metaphysically rig an election.
Monday, November 06, 2006
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If Democrats do win both the House and the Senate, it shall be known throughout the land that sacrificing a deer (and an insurance record) is the proper way to metaphysically rig an election.
They won! w00t!
On my way from work to tango yesterday, I managed to hit a deer.
Now we know that tango and deer don't mix.
They did win!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!! Not only did they win the House and the Senate, but Ohio went quite blue!!!! My old oh-so-Republican district even elected a Democrat (their last Rep, Bob Ney, apparently left a bad taste in their mouths)!!!! Yay!!!!!!
If you can't tell from the many !!!s, I'm rather excited. :)
Now we know that tango and deer don't mix.
No, no, no! Since the Democrats won, I'm going to disregard that potential lesson and instead just insist that hitting a deer was the necessary sacrifice to help out the Dems. In my world, one can still tango with deer. Just watch for the antlers.
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